Do you remember how this morning, my hair was super curly?

IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH PRODUCT I PUT IN THESE DEAD HEAD STRANDS, THEY REFUSE TO BE ANYTHING BUT STRAIGHT. Argh.

On the plus side, hung out with some people tonight, had a pirated twilight breaking dawn part 1 drinking game with apple cider + rum. The things we drank to included: whenever Bella looks hideous, whenever Carlisle is wearing too much makeup, whenever there’s a terrible pop song, and whenever Bella has her mouth open for no apparent reason. Also, whenever men make decisions for Bella, and at every mention of the word ‘fetus’.  Honestly, I have no idea how I am not drunk right now - it defies reason.